Friday, January 06, 2006

From the "Are They Serious?" File:

This morning while sitting at a stoplight, I noticed that the blue van in front of me had an elaborate airbrushed painting on its rear doors. There was a foot-high Virgin of Guadalupe surrounded by golden light hovering over a mountainous landscape with an ocean view. She was gazing down upon a blue van parked in a clearing. There was a white chalked circle on the ground in front of the van, and inside that circle were two roosters facing off for a fight. (Aren't virgins supposed to stay away from cocks?)