Oh Well

It finally happened. I lost my virginity. Yes, for the first time I was pulled over by a cop in traffic.

He sauntered up to my car and tapped the registration sticker on my windshield. "The reason I pulled you over, ma'am," he said, "is because your vehicle registration has expired."

I looked at the sticker and read the expiration date aloud. "September, 2007?"

"Oh. You've already got it on there. Sorry. I called in your license number and I guess the registration didn't make it into the computer yet."

He didn't even ask to see my driver's license. Just said to have a nice day.

Well, I didn't. I spent the rest of the day wondering why he had called in my license number. Maybe it was racial profiling; I don't know.

DUMB ASS!