Shelton's Law

This "law" is something a friend of ours came up with:

Shelton's Law
For Every Action, There's An Overreaction

Don't you just love that?

The three branches* of our government should have that emblazoned on their asses. No wait. Their foreheads. Better to be seen. Well, except for some, maybe, with the brown noses (boy, that narrows it down...)

* Note to Dubya: There are three branches of the government. Yours is called the Executive Branch.

The other day Dubya told reporters that Congress needs to trust him (on the issue of port security) because "our government has already investigated this thoroughly." Gahhhhh!! What a dickbrain.